George's new girlfriend forces him to throw a neighborhood party that puts him outside of his comfort zone. It doesn't go well. ...

Jerry is amazed to receive a letter from the New York City Library telling him he has a overdue book - from 1971. He's certain he returned it - a copy of Henry Miller's T ...

When Lois comes out of the store and catches the boys vandalizing a suggestive billboard from a strip club, Malcolm decides to challenge her by changing the display to I ...

Dale attempts to give Joseph the sex talk but fails to, and takes a test claiming he has dementia leading to him joining a mental home, but then realizes he has to get ou ...

Bobby becomes a steak critic. ...

John Redcorn helps LuAnn produce a series of Manger Babies DVDs, but she learns the hard way that success in the children's entertainment industry is fleeting. ...

Hank finds out that he is executor of Cotton's will, which includes flushing his ashes down general Patton's toilet. Meanwhile, Dale and Bill go through a nasty dudevorce ...

Nancy gets a job as an anchor at a Dallas television station, but will Dale be able to survive in Arlen without her? ...

Hank breaks his nose practicing for a state championship flag football rematch. But when he gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon, it's so perfect that he doesn't want to pl ...

Bobby plays his guilt-ridden parents against each other after they forget to pick him up at the mall, but the move backfires when Hank and Peggy adopt a new strategy. Mea ...

When Peggy plans a baby shower for Luanne, Lucky invites his sister Myrna and her children to the party. Myrna has conflicting parenting information to give Luanne, and i ...

Hank butts heads with Wesley Cherish, a newcomer to Arlen, after the two jointly start a Scouting-type group called the Order of the Arrow. Hank believes that Wesley is b ...

Buck is looking for an easy way for Strickland Propane to go green, and Dale is ready to take advantage of him and the situation. ...

Bobby temporarily becomes man of the house and Hank becomes the laughing stock of the neighborhood when everybody discovers that he's afraid of bats. ...

When Peggy's birthday celebrations promise to disappoint her once again, she decides to plan her own party aboard a train that features a murder-mystery play. ...

A private academy bribes Dale into enrolling Joseph to play quarterback, but he soon learns that his family doesn't fit in because they're not rich. ...

Peggy hires actors and writes a script to help her open house for a home she can't sell. But instead of selling the house in question, she gets carried away and winds up ...

Peggy makes drastic changes around the home after a pop family therapist has her convinced that their family is having intimacy problems, which only pushes Hank and Bobby ...

Hank seeks revenge when he finds out that his car salesman has been taking advantage of him for 20 years, but he gets in trouble when his plan gets out of hand. ...

Dale discovers that the daughter of one of Bill's lady-friends shares the same DNA as Joseph. He comes to the conclusion that he is the father of both of them. ...

Hank helps Buck Strickland and Sugarfoot's find a way to get around the Arlen City Council's new ban on trans fats. ...

Ladybird begins acting erratically during thunderstorms, and Hank must resort to consulting a dog spiritualist or risk losing her to Animal Control. ...

Hank reluctantly joins Dale on a vocation vacation, where Dale will learn basket weaving. However, problems arise when Dale is completely incompetent and Hank becomes the ...

In order to pay for the big expensive wedding of her dreams, Luanne's husband-to-be Lucky sues Dale in hopes of getting a big cash settlement, like what he's received in ...

Bill unwisely allows some crazed muscle-bound male bodybuilders to use the neighborhood's exercise equipment if in exchange they help him get in shape. ...

Dale believes that he has traveled back in time. Stress over a past relationship causes Nancy to suffer hair loss. ...

Peggy gets fooled into selling kitchen supplies. The real Rusty Shackleford confronts Dale. ...

Bill becomes involved with the female pastor at his church, much to the horror of Hank and his fellow parishioners. ...

Peggy becomes a realtor. Hank gets a new set of golf clubs with a disturbing past. ...

Bill discovers that he and his cousin are the end of the Dautrieve family line, so he tries to find a way to preserve his family legacy. ...

The Hills create a snake scare when a large python is released into the sewer system, and a couple of greedy city contractors try to take advantage of the situation. ...

Peggy becomes friends with a local drag queen. But Peggy doesn't know that her friend's really a man, and her friend doesn't realize that Peggy's a real woman. ...